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Chris Rock has 165 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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You don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
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When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going…
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The thing I try to get across to the writers - and I do a lot of writing, too - is that…
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you…
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Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of a ...…
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Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
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No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.
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I believe you have my property!
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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I can't even put gas in my plane!
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My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it,…
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Popular Salma Hayek quotes from across the collection:
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You won’t be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.
— Chris Rock
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It makes me laugh when she says she [Salma Hayek] got offered Selena, which was an outright lie. If that's what she…
— Jennifer Lopez
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I thought it would be easy. I thought it'd take me one year to be Salma Hayek.
— Roselyn Sanchez
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You know, Salma Hayek is a great cook, and she's a friend.. She's an amazing cook. If she opened up a restaurant,…
— Catherine Keener
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I remember when the wave of Jennifer Lopez, Salma Hayek and these beautiful Hispanic women came into light, and I looked up…
— Kim Kardashian
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I'm a natural blonde. But when I started acting, I would go to auditions and they didn't know where to put me…
— Sofia Vergara
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Growing up with Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek - people who were always trying to do something else - I wanted to…
— Paula Garces
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When I woke up yesterday, I was Salma Hayek, it wasn't easy, with so many hands in hollywood trying to grab my…
— Melchor Lim
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There's just something extraordinary about that Salma Hayek.
— Woody Harrelson
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