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Said Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Last night, we did the Threatdown -- God, it's hard to even talk about this -- and for the first time, I didn't mention bears.…
- And my daughter said, 'Why are you yelling at us?' and I said, 'I'm trying to discipline you!' And then she looked up at me…
- The shamrock is a religious symbol. St. Patrick said the leaves represented the trinity: the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. That's why four…
- Citizens United said that transparency would be the disinfectant, but (c)(4)'s are warm, wet, moist incubators. There is no disinfectant.
- I've said it before: equations are the devil's sentences. The worst one is that quadratic equation, an infernal salad of numbers, letters, and symbols.
- Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in…
- My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot, ... So we said, `Let's give him a promotion.
- You said in your book that at the end of the day, every politician is human. What about during the day?
- They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to,…
- My brother Billy was the joke teller. My brother Jim had a really sharp, cutting wit. And the teller of long stories, that was my…
- As God said to Job, Checkmate
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