"As God said to Job, Checkmate" — Stephen Colbert
"As God said to Job, Checkmate"
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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site.
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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More Checkmate Quotes
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one of 22 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Whoever sees no other aim in the game than that of giving checkmate to one's opponent will never become a…
— Max Euwe
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On the chessboard, lies and hypocrisy do not survive long. The creative combination lays bare the presumption of a lie;…
— Emanuel Lasker
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In mathematics, if I find a new approach to a problem, another mathematician might claim that he has a better,…
— Emanuel Lasker
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Woe to he who checkmates his opponents at last, only to discover they have been playing cribbage.
— Jedediah Berry
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Seize the outpost K5 with your knight, and you can go to sleep. Checkmate will come by itself.
— Savielly Tartakower
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When neither party can give checkmate, the game is drawn
— Howard Staunton
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... the woman who grows up with the idea that she is simply to be an amiable animal, to be…
— Charles Dickens
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If you look at the democratic process as a game of chess, there have to be many, many moves before…
— Aung San Suu Kyi
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In the name of God! You, demon, born in the dark! I seal you here! Checkmate!
— Arina Tanemura
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The strong are strengthened by reverses; the trouble is that the true meaning of events scores next to nothing in…
— Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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We all play chess with Fate as partner. He makes a move, we make a move. He tries to checkmate…
— Isaac Bashevis Singer
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In life, unlike chess, the game continues after checkmate.
— Isaac Asimov
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