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- Saw some really bad porn said no guy ever.
- My mother always said, if you can`t say anything nice, then don`t say anything at all... And Then I signed-up for Facebook!
- At the sperm bank there was a woman in the 'deposit' queue. I said she was in the wrong queue but she couldn't answer as…
- I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.
- I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said: How the hell did you get in here?
- My girl came down from taking a bath, gave me a wink and said, I shaved and you know what that means? I said, The…
- The blonde raced across the cookie package because the instructions said, Tear along dotted line.
- My parachute isn't opening!! said Tom, jumping to a conclusion.
- You said you wont leave me alone but where are you now? I'm alone again and I haven't forgotten about you.
- Armament: Hand I said, but ARMAMENT.
- As the auto mechanic said to the Scoutmaster whose car horn was broken, Beep repaired.
- These people are harassing me badly, they said they'll cut............ if I don't pay my phone bill on time.
- Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
- A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
- A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No…
- Okay. - the only thing ever said by guys in Sex, Shower and Sandwitch.
- When I said You look terrific. I really meant Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving.
- If I said It would take too long to explain. I really meant I have no idea how it works.
- When I said What did I do this time? I really meant What did you catch me doing?
- My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs.
- They said dress for the job you want not the job you have, so I dressed like Mr India and didn't show up to work.
- I was eating an orange the other day and a friend said, Did you know nothing rhymes with 'orange?' So, I threw the orange at…
- I got a fortune cookie today. It said I should invest in something fun on four wheels. I don't know if that meant I should…
- Not to brag but its women who always say 'SORRY' to me Like this women in bar last night said: SORRY Asshole, I don't wanna…
- My girlfriend said, I hate it when you finish my sentences. So I said, Period.
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