"I was eating an orange the other day……" — Nikhil Saluja

"I was eating an orange the other day and a friend said, Did you know nothing rhymes with 'orange?' So, I threw the orange at his head and said, Now your face is swollen red 'cause I just threw an orange at your big fat head. Does that rhyme with 'orange,' you jackass?"

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