Jackass Quotes
57 quotes by 42 authors
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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.
— Mark Twain
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According to some reports coming out of Washington today, President Obama said Kanye West is a 'jackass.' Not since 'yes, we can' has Obama found…
— Conan O'Brien
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Jackass: The Movie is great. I think it's in the tradition of physical comedy, which I'm really interested in. Its relationship to gravity, and how…
— Matthew Barney
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When people say that animal rescuers are crazy, what they really mean is that animal rescuers share a number of fundamental beliefs that makes them…
— Steven Kotler
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On an otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to live the American Dream. I was able to throw my incompetent jackass of a…
— Larry Correia
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Fact is, the desperate desire to be cool has skewed our culture toward nihilism, carelessness, and ineptitude. It is now cool to be an idiot.…
— Greg Gutfeld
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Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother.
— H. L. Mencken
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The look of success, when it is worn a certain way, would infuriate a jackass.
— Albert Camus
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No' is golden. 'No' is the kind of power the good witch wields. It's the way whole, healthy, emotionally evolved people manage to have relationships…
— Cheryl Strayed
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My proudest moment was when I was in high school, some jackass tried to give me a wedgy. I came prepared, I went commando. It…
— Jared Leto
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Sagebrush is a very fair fuel, but as a vegetable it is a distinguished failure. Nothing can abide the taste of it but the jackass…
— Mark Twain
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Did you ever know that you're a jackass?
— Chris Jericho
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Jackass millionaires, hey, hey, Hollywood, here we come.
— Brad Paisley
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I was a jackass in many ways. I projected that cruelty towards others, that kid whose hand I was wringing. If I could have hurt…
— Gary Shteyngart
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Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and…
— Paris Hilton
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Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.
— Lyndon B. Johnson
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I once told Nixon that the Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hail storm. You've got to just stand there and take…
— Lyndon B. Johnson
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When you call upon a Thoroughbred, he gives you all the speed, strength of heart and sinew in him. When you call on a jackass,…
— Patricia Neal
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Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one.
— Sam Rayburn
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I know of no American who starts from a higher level of aspiration than the journalist. . . . He plans to be both an…
— H. L. Mencken
Who Wrote These Jackass Quotes
42 authors contributed a total of 57 Jackass Quotes, led by these top contributors: