Jackass Quotes

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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. — Mark Twain
According to some reports coming out of Washington today, President Obama said Kanye West is a 'jackass.' Not since 'yes, we can' has Obama found… — Conan O'Brien
Jackass: The Movie is great. I think it's in the tradition of physical comedy, which I'm really interested in. Its relationship to gravity, and how… — Matthew Barney
When people say that animal rescuers are crazy, what they really mean is that animal rescuers share a number of fundamental beliefs that makes them… — Steven Kotler
On an otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to live the American Dream. I was able to throw my incompetent jackass of a… — Larry Correia
Fact is, the desperate desire to be cool has skewed our culture toward nihilism, carelessness, and ineptitude. It is now cool to be an idiot.… — Greg Gutfeld
Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother. — H. L. Mencken
The look of success, when it is worn a certain way, would infuriate a jackass. — Albert Camus
No' is golden. 'No' is the kind of power the good witch wields. It's the way whole, healthy, emotionally evolved people manage to have relationships… — Cheryl Strayed
My proudest moment was when I was in high school, some jackass tried to give me a wedgy. I came prepared, I went commando. It… — Jared Leto
Sagebrush is a very fair fuel, but as a vegetable it is a distinguished failure. Nothing can abide the taste of it but the jackass… — Mark Twain
Did you ever know that you're a jackass? — Chris Jericho
Jackass millionaires, hey, hey, Hollywood, here we come. — Brad Paisley
I was a jackass in many ways. I projected that cruelty towards others, that kid whose hand I was wringing. If I could have hurt… — Gary Shteyngart
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and… — Paris Hilton
Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it. — Lyndon B. Johnson
I once told Nixon that the Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hail storm. You've got to just stand there and take… — Lyndon B. Johnson
When you call upon a Thoroughbred, he gives you all the speed, strength of heart and sinew in him. When you call on a jackass,… — Patricia Neal
Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. — Sam Rayburn
I know of no American who starts from a higher level of aspiration than the journalist. . . . He plans to be both an… — H. L. Mencken

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