Jackass Quotes

57 quotes by 42 authors

A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one. — Sam Rayburn
We all have those mornings where you want to through a rock at the sun and yell Go back to bed you jackass! — Theresa D
Kirk Angel, let me let you in on a little secret... You are a jackass! — Chris Jericho
Look at all of the wonderful people here to-night! And every single one of ya.. is a jackass! — Chris Jericho
You wanna talk about cool? I.. am cool! I.. am a champion! I.. am a huge rock star! I won't be scared of a giant… — Chris Jericho
My big bulla my jackass corn. I cant believe my black brother dead ah gone. — Elephant Man
Life should be like Facebook... Block Jack and Delete Ass. That way, you will never have any JackAss around you — Kaila August
The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass' movie, I know that I'm… — Bam Margera
Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass. — Johnny Knoxville
Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass...but you just pushed my jackass button. — Bill Engvall
Sometimes you gotta wash away the paint, and reveal to the world the jackass that is hiding beneath. — Danny Mcbride
U can lead a mule to a pond but can't make the jackass drink — Chyna White
Yeah bro that is the way to talk to that Donkey, that Jackass. Disrespecting our Sisters like that, he learn that from is Father talking… — Glen Rambharack
A jackass has that kind of strength, and puts it to a useful purpose, and is valuable to the world becausehe is a jackass; but… — Mark Twain
I was eating an orange the other day and a friend said, Did you know nothing rhymes with 'orange?' So, I threw the orange at… — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Jackass Quotes

42 authors contributed a total of 57 Jackass Quotes, led by these top contributors: