Jackass Quotes

57 quotes by 42 authors

Be wild; that is how to clear the river. The river does not flow in polluted, we manage that. The river does not dry up,… — Clarissa Pinkola Estes
[He] was always here to offer cups of good clear Walden Pond, or shout down the deep well of Shakespeare and listen, with satisfaction, for… — Ray Bradbury
I guess itâ€™s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches." "Thatâ€™s atheists, jackass," said Simon furiously. "There are… — Cassandra Clare
An artist is like a woman who can do nothing but love, and who succumbs to every stray male jackass. — Heinrich BÃ¶ll
More than one side? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass! — Chuck Palahniuk
You jackass. We're all going to die here. You know that, right?' Harrier said. Yeah," Eugens said shakily. '...Guess I might as well die here… — Mercedes Lackey
Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool! — Stephenie Meyer
Every jackass going the roads thinks he has ideas. — James Joyce
You look like a Goth factory exploded all over you!" he called as she ran down the hall. "Love you, too, jackass! — Rachel Caine
And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass. — Eoin Colfer
Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass!" "You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome, — Rachel Caine
It was only then I realized I didn't know the name of Elodin's class. I leafed through the ledger until I spotted Elodin's name, then… — Patrick Rothfuss
Moi?â€ He put his hand over his heart and did his best wounded-innocent look. â€œYou must be thinking of some other uncouth jackass. Which makes… — Rachel Caine
Jessica: â€œYou great drunken jackass!â€ Dain: â€œI did not give you leave to use my Christian name. — Loretta Chase
But the reality is we often become our kindest, most ethical selves only by seeing what it feels like to be a selfish jackass first. — Cheryl Strayed
Don't try to win over the haters; you are not a jackass whisperer. — BrenÃ© Brown
Air ye deaf, lass?" I think. He might have called me a hairy jackass — Karen Marie Moning
We like to pretend that our generous impulses come naturally. But the reality is we often become our kindest, most ethical selves only by seeing… — Cheryl Strayed
You stupid jackass," Ian said. "Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid? — Stephenie Meyer
How about this?" I said, because now it was the principle of the thing. "I'm sorry, jackass. — Rosemary Clement-Moore

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42 authors contributed a total of 57 Jackass Quotes, led by these top contributors: