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- Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. — Mark Twain
- According to some reports coming out of Washington today, President Obama said Kanye West is a 'jackass.' Not since 'yes, we can'… — Conan O'Brien
- Jackass: The Movie is great. I think it's in the tradition of physical comedy, which I'm really interested in. Its relationship to… — Matthew Barney
- When people say that animal rescuers are crazy, what they really mean is that animal rescuers share a number of fundamental beliefs… — Steven Kotler
- On an otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to live the American Dream. I was able to throw my incompetent… — Larry Correia
- Fact is, the desperate desire to be cool has skewed our culture toward nihilism, carelessness, and ineptitude. It is now cool to… — Greg Gutfeld
- Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother. — H. L. Mencken
- The look of success, when it is worn a certain way, would infuriate a jackass. — Albert Camus
- No' is golden. 'No' is the kind of power the good witch wields. It's the way whole, healthy, emotionally evolved people manage… — Cheryl Strayed
- My proudest moment was when I was in high school, some jackass tried to give me a wedgy. I came prepared, I… — Jared Leto
- Sagebrush is a very fair fuel, but as a vegetable it is a distinguished failure. Nothing can abide the taste of it… — Mark Twain
- Did you ever know that you're a jackass? — Chris Jericho