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- We all know why [the generals] are so critical of the defense secretary. They're being defensive because they weren't able to implement his brilliant plan…
- If anybody needs anything else at their tables, just speak slowly and clearly into your table numbers. Someone from the NSA will be right over…
- Truthiness is what you want the facts to be as opposed to what the facts are. What feels like the right answer as opposed to…
- Yes, President Romney will not take God off our coins. And that is so important because right now, just like God, the value of our…
- There's a wonderfully cooperative relationship between management and labor right now. Much like the historic partnership between oranges and a juicer.
- What the right-wing in the United States tries to do is undermine the press.
- I may not agree with what you have to say but I will fight you to the death for the right to fight you to…
- Pain is the body's way of telling the brain it's in trouble. Similarly, confusion is the brain's way of telling the body, 'All right, buddy,…
- Science attacks our most cherished opinions. Opinions which come straight from our collective gut. Oh, wait, according to gastroenterologists, the only thing that comes from…
- Summer movie idea: take all the sequels that are out right now, and make movies about their backstories.
- The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to…
- Thankfully dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses. So whatever your dream…
More Right Quotes
- I'm not who you think I am. In fact, my disguise is so thin I'm surprised you haven't seen right through me.… — Superman
- Nothing is more disgusting than the crowing about liberty by slaves, as most men are, and the flippant mistaking for freedom of… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- If I were an actor I could be someone, someone who'd always know the right things to say. But as soon as… — Superman
- I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can give you… — Alexis Arguello
- Those who excel in virtue have the best right of all to rebel, but then they are of all men the least… — Aristotle
- Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or… — Richard Armour
- I want to tell you my heart is filled with things to say when you are here. All those words they seem… — Superman
- You looked into my eyes and whispered that you wanted to be with me, all my heart wanted to do was say… — Superman