"There's a wonderfully cooperative relationship between management and……" — Stephen Colbert
"There's a wonderfully cooperative relationship between management and labor right now. Much like the historic partnership between oranges and a juicer."
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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site.
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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More Cooperative Quotes
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one of 91 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Gardening can be a compelling cooperative activity. Your best harvest may be the pleasure you get from working with family…
— Steven Wilson
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Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel…
— Roger Caras
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If a blending of individualism and of cooperative participation is a prerequisite to a democratic solution of the problems of…
— Marshall Field
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The structure of world peace cannot be the work of one man or one party or one nation. It must…
— Franklin D. Roosevelt
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Our minds have been built by selfish genes, but they have been built to be social, trustworthy and cooperative.
— Matt Ridley
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The three of us have worked on the development of the small and totally harmless fruit fly, Drosophila. This animal…
— Christiane Nusslein-Volhard
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The Universe is circles within circles, and everything is one circle, and all the circles are connected to each other.…
— Black Elk
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For more than a half a century, we know that we prospered because of a bipartisan consensus on defense and…
— Hillary Clinton
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Science is a cooperative enterprise spanning the generations. It's the passing of a torch from teacher to student to teacher.…
— Neil deGrasse Tyson
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We cannot leap into world government through one quick step.... The precondition for eventual and genuine globalization is progressive regionalization…
— Zbigniew Brzezinski
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If people work together, if they can keep a cooperative spirit and use their ingenuity and balance it all with…
— Harold Ramis
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These slender little people (Homo Habilis), the size of modern 12 year olds, were devoid of fangs and claws and…
— E. O. Wilson
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