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Right Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- It's like having... you know, your phone has a charger, right? It's like having a charger for your whole body and mind. That's what Transcendental…
- Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no…
- If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.
- What causes homophobia? What is it that makes the heterosexual man worry about this? I think it's because deep down all men know that we…
- The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.
- I wish I was a phone machine. I wish if I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to I could just…
- Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And…
- The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army…
- According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means…
- I just knew it was time to leave that thing where it was. Even though I still occasionally think about it, I still think I…
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- Nothing is more disgusting than the crowing about liberty by slaves, as most men are, and the flippant mistaking for freedom of… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- If I were an actor I could be someone, someone who'd always know the right things to say. But as soon as… — Superman
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- I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can give you… — Alexis Arguello
- I want to tell you my heart is filled with things to say when you are here. All those words they seem… — Superman
- You looked into my eyes and whispered that you wanted to be with me, all my heart wanted to do was say… — Superman