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- People are really concerned about my relationship status. When I tell people I'm happy being single, they don't believe me. They say:… — Kelly Clarkson
- If someone is traveling on two boats then the relationship status has to be 'Complicated'. — Ray Mehta
- Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people" — Andy Borowitz
- No more Internet. No more social media, no more scrolling through litanies of dreams and nervous hopes and photographs of lunches, cries… — Emily St. John Mandel
- Youthful social media users share their personal lives online, tweeting and posting everything from their relationship status to their current location to… — Alexa Von Tobel
- Find someone who will change your life, not your relationship status. — Suman Rai
- Relationship status : Still waiting for someone to call and confess their love for me..!!! — Tufail Mehraj
- Relationship status: Single and happy married to food in the fridge not a human being — Cowgirl_Haley00