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Real Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- I've long been against illegal aliens, partly because they distract us from an even bigger threat: real aliens.
- I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at…
- Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.
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