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- To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our…
- I have a problem with the strip that runs along the bottom of the news programs. Don't these idiots who run the news programs know…
- People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
- What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies. What do you need it for after you…
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