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Put Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- What's the deal with Ovaltine? It comes in a round container, you put it in a round glass, why don't they call it Roundtine?
- Kids don't say, "Wait." They say, "Wait up, hey wait up!" Because when you're little, your life is up. The future is up. Everything you…
- I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.
- Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he's ripping your ticket…
- What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies. What do you need it for after you…
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