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- We fancy men are individuals; so are pumpkins; but every pumpkin in the field goes through every point of pumpkin history. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- The Pumpkins love rock-and-roll, we absolutely love it, but we also think it's a flatulent, ego-serving kiddie playground. You can have your… — Billy Corgan
- The Smashing Pumpkins was never meant to be a small band. It was going to either be a big band, or a… — Billy Corgan
- Smashing Pumpkins has never been a band about hit songs. — Billy Corgan
- I get more out of life just being myself, by just being a human being. Not by being a rock star, not… — Billy Corgan
- Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes. — Harland Williams
- This year I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they're going… — Homer
- If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll… — Jack Handey