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Problem Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee…
- Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down that freeway of…
- I think the answer is we all need a little help, and the coffee's a little help with everything — social, energy, don't know what…
- To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our…
- The Olympics is my favourite sporting event. Although I have a problem with that silver medal. When you think about it, you win the gold…
- If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.
- I have a problem with that silver medal. It's like, 'Congratulation s, you almost won. Of all the losers, you're the number one loser. No…
- If people would only *Look to the Cookie* - all our problems would be solved
- I have a problem with the strip that runs along the bottom of the news programs. Don't these idiots who run the news programs know…
- Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all…
- Did you ever notice how they have commercials on TV with detergents that get out blood stains. If you have blood all over your shirt,…
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