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Problem Quotes by George Carlin
- In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.
- If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people into office who screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You caused…
- If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn't that weird?
- I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely…
- If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem
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- I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure. — Mark Twain
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