Pet Quotes

823 Pet quotes by 609 unique authors

I really liked the snake that breaks out of the cage in the beginning of the movie. I saw it in real life, and it… — Tom Felton
I used to have some fish, some nice little carp, but they got too big for the tank. I don't have any pets now. — Tom Felton
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. — W.C. Fields
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. — W.C. Fields
Animals have a much better attitude to life and death than we do. They know when their time has come. We are the ones that… — Emmylou Harris
Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are,… — William Hazlitt
It has become my mission to stop the insanity of wild cats as pets. — Tippi Hedren
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. — Robert A. Heinlein
Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating. — O. Henry
I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan. — Jimi Hendrix
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. — Oliver Herford
If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans. — James Herriot
I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love. — James Herriot
I wish people would realize that animals are totally dependent on us, helpless, like children, a trust that is put upon us. — James Herriot
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. — James Herriot
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and… — Paris Hilton
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself… — Edward Hoagland
Lots of people talk to animals... Not very many listen, though... That's the problem. — Benjamin Hoff
Kind 'Guardian' readers have been forwarding me round robin Christmas newsletters for years now: lengthy missives full of perfect children, exotic holidays, talented pets and… — Simon Hoggart
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. — Bob Hope
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. — Kin Hubbard
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. — Aldous Huxley
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal. — Eddie Izzard
Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative. — Mordecai Wyatt Johnson
A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. — Samuel Johnson

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