Pet Quotes

823 Pet quotes by 609 unique authors

Environmentalists hate sprawl - except when it comes to the size of their expansive pet legislation on Capitol Hill. — Michelle Malkin
I used to have this little mouse. I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go. — Ziggy Marley
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the… — Demetri Martin
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. — Groucho Marx
There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew. — Marshall McLuhan
Owners lavish love on their pets, which is why so many go from non-aggressive pups to being out of control when they're older. People just… — Cesar Millan
A dog is a vehicle, you know; a dog is a window to Mother Nature, and that's the closest species we have. — Cesar Millan
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house. — Moliere
What I'm attempting to do is to show people that if I can spend some time with very dangerous spiders and snakes and scorpions, then… — Dominic Monaghan
Dogs never bite me - just humans. — Marilyn Monroe
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. — Michel de Montaigne
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. — Christopher Morley
Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children. — Michael Morpurgo
Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don't go buy one. Please. That's a sin. Let's get these puppy mills out… — Shelley Morrison
When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a… — Ingrid Newkirk
Never wear anything that panics the cat. — P.J. O'Rourke
Dogs really are perfect soldiers. They are brave and smart; they can smell through walls, see in the dark, and eat Army rations without complaint. — Susan Orlean
Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull… — George Orwell
People say their weight is genetic. But it turns out that people who are overweight don't just have overweight kids. They also have overweight pets.… — Mehmet Oz
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. — Chuck Palahniuk
Because the heart beats under a covering of hair, of fur, feathers, or wings, it is, for that reason, to be of no account? — Jean Paul
I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant… — Karl Pilkington
I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat. — Edgar Allan Poe
I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an… — Chris Pratt
When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be. — Natalie Portman

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609 authors contributed a total of 823 Pet Quotes, led by these top contributors: