Pet Quotes

823 Pet quotes by 609 unique authors

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. — Robert Louis Stevenson
The interesting thing about being a mother is that everyone wants pets, but no one but me cleans the kitty litter. — Meryl Streep
People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. — August Strindberg
Solyndra's failure isn't a reason for the government to give up on alternative energy, any more than the failure of Pets.com during the Internet bubble… — James Surowiecki
Humans should always exercise and watch what they eat. So with your pet, make sure they get enough exercise, make sure they're getting fed at… — Alison Sweeney
Our pets rely on us entirely for their nutrition. So if you're making your own judgments, that could lead to a mistake. At the same… — Alison Sweeney
The number one mistake is giving pets table scraps. I made the mistake thinking I was showing my dog love by giving her food and… — Alison Sweeney
Every dog must have his day. — Jonathan Swift
If anything, the bailouts actually hindered lending, as banks became more like house pets that grow fat and lazy on two guaranteed meals a day… — Matt Taibbi
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. — Quentin Tarantino
Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals 'love' them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives,… — Edwin Way Teale
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. — James Thurber
A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for… — Leo Tolstoy
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. — Mark Twain
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. — Mark Twain
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. — Mark Twain
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. — Mark Twain
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken,… — Anne Tyler
I hate rats. I had a pet rat to try and overcome it. I even gave him mouth-to mouth resuscitation when he had a heart… — Sam Taylor-Wood
I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. — Jules Verne
The smallest feline is a masterpiece. — Leonardo da Vinci
I can't imagine God not allowing my dog into heaven. — Rick Warren
Pets have more love and compassion in them than most humans. — Robert Wagner
It's a little known fact that one in three family pets gets lost during its lifetime, and approximately 9 million pets enter shelters each year.… — Betty White
One of the most obvious ways dogs can improve our physical and mental health is via daily walks. — Andrew Weil

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