Pet Quotes

823 Pet quotes by 609 unique authors

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. — Paula Poundstone
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. — Terry Pratchett
We created a line of pet food called Nutrish that's made to human standards, and 100 percent of the proceeds go to animal rescue. One… — Rachael Ray
We have three cats. It's like having children, but there is no tuition involved. — Ron Reagan
The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat. — Jules Renard
It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and… — Agnes Repplier
I'm not a greedy man; there really is nothing I couldn't live without. But if there was a fire, and I saved my child and… — Kid Rock
Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. — Paul Rodriguez
I know at last what distinguishes man from animals; financial worries. — Romain Rolland
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. — Andy Rooney
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. — Andy Rooney
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. — Rita Rudner
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. — Rita Rudner
You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed. — Antoine de Saint-Exupery
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. — George Santayana
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. — Albert Schweitzer
It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high. — Steven Seagal
It is much easier to show compassion to animals. They are never wicked. — Haile Selassie
There is no religion without love, and people may talk as much as they like about their religion, but if it does not teach them… — Anna Sewell
Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. — George Bernard Shaw
In their heyday, the Pet Shop Boys were the Interpol of the Eighties, dressing up to sing really weird pop songs about lust and loneliness… — Rob Sheffield
I think it's pathetic that women and men treat each other worse than we treat our pets. It's love or hate. — Gene Simmons
There will be no justice as long as man will stand with a knife or with a gun and destroy those who are weaker than… — Isaac Bashevis Singer
What nature delivers to us is never stale. Because what nature creates has eternity in it. — Isaac Bashevis Singer
A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden. — Robert Southey

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609 authors contributed a total of 823 Pet Quotes, led by these top contributors: