Pet Quotes

823 Pet quotes by 609 unique authors

Dogs have their day but cats have 365. — Lilian Jackson Braun
The man behind the check-in counter gives the impression that he has just axe-murdered the motel's owner (and family, and family pet) and is going… — Paul Quarrington
I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign… — Steven Wright
How it is that animals understand things I do not know, but it is certain that they do understand. Perhaps there is a language which… — Frances Hodgson Burnett
Your pet is not your friend. It is your hostage. — Scott Dikkers
Dogs do not have many advantages over people, but one of them is extremely important: euthanasia is not forbidden by law in their case; animals… — Milan Kundera
i made myself a snowball As perfect as can be. I thought I'd keep it as a pet, And let it sleep with me. I… — Shel Silverstein
I gave my mother a matching set [of mugs] for Christmas, and she accepted them as graciously as possible, announcing that they would make the… — David Sedaris
Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do, it makes… — Daniel Handler
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. — Orhan Pamuk
It looks as if I was thinking what you were thinking." "Actually, you weren't. I was really thinking I needed to ask you a question."… — Jennifer Rardin
The last word in ignorance is the man who says of an animal or plant: 'What good is it? — Aldo Leopold
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive. — Gilda Radner
Here, kitty, kitty, Chico says. The cover of his cage is still on, making his tiny clown voice slightly muffled. I feel bad for him… — Deb Caletti
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies. — Gene Hill
Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be very attractive when you acquire it, but there may be situations… — Daniel Handler
After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it… — Charlotte Gray
Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture. — Jacquelyn Mitchard
May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense. — Christopher Moore
You belong with me, Scarlett, haven't you figured that out? And the world is where we belong, all of it. We're not home-and-hearth people. We're… — Alexandra Ripley
I believe that the best way to create good living conditions for any animal, whether it's a captive animal living in a zoo, a farm… — Temple Grandin
Let children walk with Nature, let them see the beautiful blendings and communions of death and life, their joyous inseparable unity, as taught in woods… — John Muir
Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. — Fyodor Dostoevsky
- Might it console you to know that I expect nothing but torture from her return? That I regard you as a bird of paradise?… — Vladimir Nabokov
Monsters cannot be announced. One cannot say: 'Here are our monsters,' without immediately turning the monsters into pets. — Jacques Derrida

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