Pet Quotes

823 Pet quotes by 609 unique authors

Many dog owners believe that as much as 60 percent of their pet's brain is set aside solely to demonstrate applications of the verb "to… — Stanley Coren
A thinking man feels compelled to approach all life with the same reverence he has for his own. — Albert Schweitzer
Like a pet fish unaware of the fishbowl it lives in, each of us inherently discriminates against young people without knowing it. — Adam Fletcher
You've read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat reads those stories… — Dave Barry
I thought," Shad said slowly, "that she was offended if you referred to Blind Seer or Elation as her pets.""True," Derian assured him. "Absolutely the… — Jane Lindskold
The vital function that pets fulfill in this world hasn't been fully recognized. They keep millions of people sane. — Eckhart Tolle
A few years ago, the city council of Monza, Italy, barred pet owners from keeping goldfish in curved bowls... saying that it is cruel to… — Stephen Hawking
How do you plan to keep me here during the day? An unblooded Forbearer shouldn't be sohard to vanquish."Vanquished by her? Amusing. "I'll send you… — Kresley Cole
If... God highly exalted Christ because He humbled Himself, suffered dishonour, was tempted and endured a shameful cross and death for our sake, how will… — Gregory Palamas
Vegan With A Vengeance is on my kitchen shelf. This fun and creative book is delicious for people like me, who don’t eat pets. — Joan Jett
Having both a pet and a book...absolute heaven. — Mark Rubinstein
Adopted pets are the best pets you can have. Most adoptable pets come from loving homes that simply cannot care for them anymore. Or, they… — Josh Duhamel
That you could fix me? What's more, that I could fix you? Well, Sorry, pet, I don't want to be fixed. - Caleb — CJ Roberts
Having a dog or cat will open your heart. Reading a book will open your mind. Having both a pet and a book... absolute heaven. — Mark Rubinstein
One suggestion is to regard your personality as a pet. It follows you around anyway, so give it a name and make friends with it.… — Wes Nisker
A leopard doesn't change his spots just because you bring him in from the jungle and try to housebreak him and turn him into a… — George Lincoln Rockwell
...Pets are found to suffer from all the ailments known to the human... — Dick Gregory
This principle applies to your family pet, for instance, which I believe are wonderful because they put you into a great emotional state. When you… — James Arthur Ray
Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought… — Peter Sellers
The public hardly suspects that their purchase of cosmetics, pet food, toothpaste, eggs and other common items have, in all likelihood, caused some form of… — Marianne Thieme
We are pretty sure that we and our pets share the same reality, until one day we come home to find that our wistful, intelligent… — Merrill Markoe
After I finish PO5, I would like to get a dog. I want to be able to spend more time with my pet, and I… — Scott Wolf
I always see to the dogs first and leave the cats and the occasional birds and rabbits and hamsters for later. It isn't that I… — Blaize Clement
She had lived in that house fourteen years, and every year she had demanded of John that she be given a pet of some strange… — Michael Ondaatje
As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They're the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell… — Adam Carolla

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