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• The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
• Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
• I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
• I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough…
• If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and…
• If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?
• Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends…
• The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to…

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