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Chris Rock has 165 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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You don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
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When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going…
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The thing I try to get across to the writers - and I do a lot of writing, too - is that…
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
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I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you…
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Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of a ...…
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Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
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No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.
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I believe you have my property!
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No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
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I can't even put gas in my plane!
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My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it,…
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Offer your strengths to others and you'll be amazed how many people offer their strengths to you.
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Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
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And weren't, when you got right down to it, particularly evil. Human beings mostly aren't. They just get carried away by new…
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Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.
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Give yourself time to be sad, frustrated, and angry. Give yourself time to heal, accept, and to grow. Time doesnt erase anything,…
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It is tempting to take all these jobs and these movies that people offer you all the time for, lots of money,…
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