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- Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long… — Douglas Adams
- I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips. — Tyra Banks
- I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich. — Jack Black
- Well, you know, I had been a peanut farmer. I had - you know who was the first president - Democratic president… — Jimmy Carter
- Aint nuttin' but a peanut. — Ronnie Coleman
- All of a sudden I'm an expert on everything. Interviewers want your opinion on golf, foreign policy and even the price of… — Hubert Green
- Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in… — Barack Obama
- She was kind of girl who'd eat all your cashews and leave you with nothing but peanuts and filberts. — Raymond Chandler