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- This year, U.S. airlineswill carry a record 143 million passengers, who will be in the air for 382 million hours, during which they will be…
- normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't…
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- Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long… — Douglas Adams
- Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in… — Barack Obama
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- Believe me, I understand the need for easy and speedy. After a 12-hour day of shooting 'Chopped,' say, I'm talking stir-fry, spaghetti,… — Ted Allen
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- Is Tyson okay?" I asked. The question seemed to take my dad by surprise. He's fine. Doing much better than I expected.… — Rick Riordan
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