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Parent Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- Kids don't say, "Wait." They say, "Wait up, hey wait up!" Because when you're little, your life is up. The future is up. Everything you…
- There's no way that moving in with your parents is a sign that your life is on track.
- My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
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