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Billy Connolly has 78 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
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I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got…
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When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be…
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So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?
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All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a…
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What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out.…
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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?
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I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad weather, just…
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I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
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I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.
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Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.
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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
— Billy Connolly
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I shall create! If not a note, a hole./If not an overture, a desecration.
— Gwendolyn Brooks
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No affair that begins with such an orchestrated overture can end on a simple note.
— Sloane Crosley
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The ladies men admire, I've heard, Would shudder at a wicked word. Their candle gives a single light, They'd rather stay at…
— Dorothy Parker
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She cried for herself, she cried because she was afraid that she herself might die in the night, because she was alone…
— John Cheever
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Thank you, but we respectfully decline your overture, being more enjoyably occupied at present.
— Laini Taylor
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An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.
— Dan Rather
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The beginning of Book Three is the last one that I drew, where V's conducting the 1812 overture.
— David Lloyd
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