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Out Quotes by Groucho Marx
- You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
- Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
- This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never…
- Anyone buying this book is going to be out a tidy sum if he is sucked in by the title. I wish I could write…
- I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by…
- Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.
- Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.
- My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs
- Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood
- There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
- Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
- The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the…
- I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me." "What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?"…
- Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
- Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
- I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
- When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you…
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