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- I always say about my daughters, they save me from my miserable self. They take me out, you know, a comedian, you could live in…
- Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of a ... window and slit…
- Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. And when I see the Tea Party and all this stuff, it actually feels…
- Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to read…
- Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.
- I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
- Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
- A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.
- You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
- Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There…
- When I started out in comedy, it was common knowledge that it took about 10 years to get good. And that was okay because it…
- Jude Law is in so many movies, that I went to one, and when I walked out they were showing another on the back wall.
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- Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are… — Aristotle
- Stories surge up out of nowhere, and if they feel compelling, you follow them. You let them unfold inside you and see… — Paul Auster
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