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- I'm not racist. I date women from other different races if they have pink nipples.
- My wife and I had words the other night. . . . . . . . . . Well, I had words; She had paragraphs.
- I think we should feel other people. ~ Blind couple while breaking up
- A girl who loves you for who you are is priceless. for all other girls, there is master card!
- The best things in life are other people's.
- I have two brains. The one was lost and the other was out looking for it and hasn't come back until now.
- Two whales walked into a bar. One said, Weeeeeeeee-ooooooooo-uuuuuuuuuu-hhhh. The other whale said, Shut up, Steve. You're drunk!
- Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife if some other man describes her to you...
- When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one and a lily with the other.
- In other news: I have my underwear on backwards.
- Whenever I kill a spider in my house I leave it's guts smeared on the wall to let all the other spider know that I…
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- The most perfect political community is one in which the middle class is in control, and outnumbers both of the other classes. — Aristotle
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle
- A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler… — Aristotle
- In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. The young they keep out of mischief; to the… — Aristotle
- The greatest virtues are those which are most useful to other persons. — Aristotle
- No one would choose a friendless existence on condition of having all the other things in the world. — Aristotle
- Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. — Aristotle
- It is Homer who has chiefly taught other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. — Aristotle
- Perfect friendship is the friendship of men who are good, and alike in excellence; for these wish well alike to each other… — Aristotle
- Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision. — Dick Armey
- Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so… — Richard Armour