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Oscars Quotes by Joan Rivers
- The last time I saw a blonde with red streaks in her hair she was laying on Oscar Pistorius' bathroom floor,
- The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse.
More Oscars Quotes
- I carried my Oscar to bed with me. My first and only three-way happened that night. — Halle Berry
- Many in Hollywood viewed the public persona of the young Debbie Reynolds as demure and vulnerable to be a complete facade. Pianist… — Elizabeth Taylor
- In spite of his flaws, Oscar had a big heart and was always ready to help whoever was in need. He was… — Emilie Schindler
- And the whole Oscar thing, that is just surreal: you spend months and months doing promotion, and then come back to reality… — Javier Bardem
- I archive a lot of my clothes and have them wrapped up and in boxes. I call them 'little tombs' and keep… — Halle Berry
- People have a preconceived notion about who I am and it's interesting. It's like picking who you want to win for the… — Amanda Bynes
- If you think you're going to be up for an Oscar, you schedule your moviemaking. — Michael Caine
- When you're up for an Oscar, you just get offered everything. It's fantastic, but a lot of it you're completely inappropriate for. — Helena Bonham Carter