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Only Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our…
- Golf is the ultimate avoidance activity for the dysfunctional dad. A game so nonsensically difficult, so pointless, so irrationally time consuming, the word golf itself…
- If people would only *Look to the Cookie* - all our problems would be solved
- There is no such thing as an attention span. There is only the quality of what you are viewing. This whole idea of an attention…
- Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
- A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
- Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.
- Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many…
- What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there…
- A two-year old is like having a blender. only u have no top for it.
- I do not know why anyone would host an awards show. No matter how unbelievably well you do at it, the only thing that can…
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