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- A Winning Horse doesn't know whats wining He only runs in pain given by his rider So whenever you're in pain think that God wants…
- Valentine's Day is only three weeks away. So remember, it's not too late to break-up.
- The only thing I like in office is off
- If he won't make you his official girl... it's probably because you're not his only girl.
- If a guy only wants you for your legs , thighs , or breasts , don't date him , give him directions to KFC .
- Running away from any problem only increases the distance from a solution.
- If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital…
- Some women are so bored with sex, they only moan during commercial breaks !
- I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
- Pay attention, I'm only going to show you this once! ~ suicide bomber teacher.
- Stop, look, listen Great advice not only for crossing the road, but also when you're mid-wink and suspect your wife is home.
- A blow-job is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references!
- A real man doesn't need a whole lot of women to make him feel like a king, only ONE! The ONE!
- The only possible way I would find you attractive is if you swallowed a magnet.
- I hope I live to be 100 if only just to mess with people by telling them fake reasons why I lived so long. Like,…
- When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one and a lily with the other.
- I only workout cause looking good helps cover up my ugly personality.
- Once again, the only reason I'm tweeting is to ignore this bum asking me to roll down my window.
- Blowjobs are the only jobs that haven't been affected by this shitty economy.
More Only Quotes
- Only crime and the criminal, it is true, confront us with the perplexity of radical evil; but only the hypocrite is really… — Hannah Arendt
- Only the mob and the elite can be attracted by the momentum of totalitarianism itself. The masses have to be won by… — Hannah Arendt
- Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, but an indispensable experience, which entitles them to mistake… — Hannah Arendt
- Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from which changes of mind might naturally arise. — Hannah Arendt
- War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford. — Hannah Arendt
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- Poetry is finer and more philosophical than history; for poetry expresses the universal, and history only the particular. — Aristotle
- I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. — Aristotle
- Bring your desires down to your present means. Increase them only when your increased means permit. — Aristotle
- Men create gods after their own image, not only with regard to their form but with regard to their mode of life. — Aristotle
- It is just that we should be grateful, not only to those with whose views we may agree, but also to those… — Aristotle