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Once Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- I believe in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. I believe it is possible — I saw this guy do it once in Cirque…
- Give a man a suicide bomb, he blows up once. Teach a man to suicide bomb, he also blows up once.
- Facebook stock continues to plummet. People started selling once they found out their mom bought it too.
- Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!
- Now I don't know why he's denying them habeas corpus. I can only assume the guys they got detained over there did something really unforgivable.…
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