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Bill Bailey has 27 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
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Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit
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I got ham but I'm not a Hamster
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I'm English and, as such, I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.
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Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it
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I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say…
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I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig.
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What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it…
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Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.
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Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I…
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Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would…
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Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!!
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You look through drawers.. Once you find it.. What is it for.. You know damn well what its for.. You slid down…
— Im Nothing
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I'm on TV!Oh Shit!First Cops, now this!I'm gonna be a Star,Son!
— Unknown Author
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Oh.shit very cool
— Mannaahmed980
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Oh shit, the bitch called me. She seems like the perfect girl to cheat with, sleep with, I bet that she could…
— Joe Budden
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Oh shit my whole clique victorious.
— Busta Rhymes
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Oh, shit! Please, don't hurt me! Please! This's John Blaze; I can get jiggy with this!
— Michael Blackson
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Oh shit, I lost a ring. I sure hope it's in my pocket. This motherfuckin ring... ok, I had one and it…
— Davey Havok
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It never really matters what the radio play, ruff ryder roc a fella, they made me who I am, that was detroit…
— Rock City
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She say 'oh shit', cuz I better get her wetter than the ocean. If you say no to Lanez then p-ssy nigga…
— Tory Lanez
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Oh shit! Albright? He blogged about you. You don't want to read it. -Erica's Roommate
— The Social Network
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Safe Sex Is Great Sex, Better Wear a Latex, Cuz You Dont Want That Late Text,That oh shit I Think Im Late…
— Lil Wayne
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WHen I was born, Devil said OH shit
— Unknown Author
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