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Off Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down that freeway of…
- You can measure distance by time. 'How far away is it?' 'Oh about 20 minutes.' But it doesn't work the other way. 'When do you…
- The worst thing about television is that everybody you see on television is doing something better than what you're doing. You never see anybody on…
- Any day you had gym class was a weird school day. It started off normal. You had English, Social Studies, Geometry, then suddenly your in…
- When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself.
- The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from…
- The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army…
- According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means…
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- There are times when a leader must move out ahead of the flock, go off in a new direction, confident that he… — Nelson Mandela
- Some people will go to the opening of an envelope. They live their lives in the public eye and get off on… — Jensen Ackles
- What I respect in people more than anything is work ethic. And Justin Timberlake's got that. He works his tail off, and… — Amy Adams
- Putting on weight is easy all the way through. But after the first couple of weeks, the novelty wears off very quickly,… — Christian Bale
- If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and… — Lewis Black
- Exactly. She does not shine as a wife even in her own account of what occurred. I am not a whole-souled admirer… — Arthur Conan Doyle
- No matter how many times I witness the miracle of someone having their sight restored, I'm still overwhelmed with emotion. When the… — Gabi Hollows