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Nothing Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to do on weekdays.
- Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president. ... This past…
- TV's Tony Snow becomes the White House press secretary. How will he make the difficult transition from Fox News reporter to Republican apologist? ... Mr.…
- Foreign newspapers: if they've got nothing to hide, how come they don't print them in English?
- There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.
- If someone does offer you a job, say 'yes.' You can always quit later. Then at least you'll be one of the unemployed as opposed…
- There's nothing more I love than McDonald's dollar menu. With just the change I find between my couch cushions, I can eat something with the…
- There's nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home.
- If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government's been hiding.
- Take it from me, there's nothing like a job well done. Except the quiet enveloping darkness at the bottom of a bottle of Jim Beam…
- There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.
More Nothing Quotes
- There is Nothing in this world. Which cannot be achieved. If you have the guts to do everything which it will take. — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Where all are guilty, no one is; confessions of collective guilt are the best possible safeguard against the discovery of culprits, and… — Hannah Arendt
- I have nothing against 3-D in theory. But I've also never run to the movies because something's in 3-D. — J. J. Abrams
- Nothing is more disgusting than the crowing about liberty by slaves, as most men are, and the flippant mistaking for freedom of… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale
- There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Science is nothing but the finding of analogy, identity, in the most remote parts. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip. — Aristophanes