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Newt Gingrich Quotes by David Letterman
- Newt Gingrich says he wants to get rid of Social Security. Who is more qualified to give this country financial advice than a guy who…
- Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century.
- You all know Newt Gingrich. Newt is short for Newton. People say if that's the case, what is Mitt short for? It's short for 'Mittens.'
- Osama bin Laden was living in that compound with three wives. It's like he was Newt Gingrich.
- Newt Gingrich has criticized 'New York elites' who ride the subway. One of those subway elites threw up on my pants this morning.
- Newt Gingrich wants to build a colony on the Moon. OK, you say, but why? Well, he wants to be the first American to get…
- Newt Gingrich is against same-sex marriage. Well, actually, he's against same-marriage sex.
More Newt Gingrich Quotes
- Both Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich supported the Wall Street bailout. — Michele Bachmann
- I was one of the hardest-hitting conservatives on George W. Bush. Republicans didn't like me on George W. Bush. Republicans still don't… — Glenn Beck
- In a new interview, Newt Gingrich says he cheated on two of his wives because he was too consumed with love for… — Conan O'Brien
- My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again. — Stephen Colbert
- Newt Gingrich was campaigning at a zoo this week and he was bitten by a penguin. Newt Gingrich is always campaigning at… — Bill Maher
- Newt Gingrich plans to announce his campaign for president this Wednesday. I don’t know about his chances. I mean, I’m not saying… — Jimmy Fallon
- Unlike Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum, I never voted to provide taxpayer funding to Planned Parenthood. — Ron Paul
- Speaker Newt Gingrich says that what is wrong with the present system is not that people abuse welfare but that welfare abuses… — Daniel Schorr
- Newt Gingrich seldom misses a chance to note that he is a historian. — Adam Hochschild
- He's not a bold decision maker like Newt Gingrich is. Every time I talk to him, he says 'well let me think… — Sheldon Adelson
- Newt Gingrich wrote a novel, and he's a short story. Bill Clinton wrote a biography, and he's a novel. — James McBride
- There are no ideas in the Republican Party right now in the Congress. They're the party of no. They desperately need some… — Howard Dean