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• What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it… — Bill Bailey
• The idea that God’s mercy is connected to whether or not I shave is ludicrous and I need to just trust myself,… — Matisyahu
• Growing up, the way that I looked was very important to me. I was always trying to impress people, and when I… — Matisyahu
• My beard towards heaven, I feel my nape support / The back of my head, I grow the breast of a harpy… — Michelangelo
• There was an old man with a beard, who said: 'It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, four… — Edward Lear
• You know, I just tend to grow my beard out for 'Parks and Rec.' As an actor it's always easier to shave… — Chris Pratt
• But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization… — Bill Walton
• I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man. — Johnny Weir
• My beard grows down to my toes, I never wears no clothes, I wraps my hair Around my bare, And down the… — Shel Silverstein
• I mind how once we lay such a transparent summer morning, How you settled your head athwart my hips and gently turn'd… — Walt Whitman
• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. — Nikhil Saluja

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