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Much Quotes by Louis C. K.
- When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day…
- I look around, pretty much 100% of the people driving are texting. And they're killing, everybody's murdering each other with their cars. But people are…
- I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into…
- Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.
- There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really…
- I like pressure. Pressure doesn't make me crack. It's enabling. I eat pressure, and there might be times when I get a bad feeling in…
- A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.
- When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day…
- The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl…
- They charged me 15 dollars. That's how much it costs to only have 20 dollars.
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