"The only time you should look in your……" — Louis C. K.
"The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you have as much as them."
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199 Quotes by Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. has 199 quotes on this site.
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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what…
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs…
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Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed…
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30…
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People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make…
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood;…
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a…
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a…
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One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group…
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How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men?…
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their…
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life…
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More Bowl Quotes
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I find it almost comforting to count calories, because it makes me conscious of what I'm eating. But on Super…
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As a player, it says everything about you if you made the Hall of Fame. But, then again, boy... there's…
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Well, Judy, I would hope in the new year, we could start thinking about politics not like it was the…
— John Breaux
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I love England, especially the food. There's nothing I like more than a lovely bowl of pasta.
— Naomi Campbell
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I've never been more nervous in my life than singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl.
— Kelly Clarkson
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The Lord ate from a common bowl, and asked the disciples to sit on the grass. He washed their feet,…
— Clement of Alexandria
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American society is very like a fish society. . . . Among certain species of fish, the only thing which…
— Margaret Mead
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Damn where my roof just go? Top slipped off like Janet at the Super Bowl.
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On Friday the 13th, April 2029, an asteroid large enough to fill the Rose Bowl as though it were an…
— Neil deGrasse Tyson
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The mind leaps, and leaps perhaps with a sort of elation, through the immensities of space, but the spirit, frightened…
— Joseph Wood Krutch
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When I go to one of those singles dating parties I believe myself to be a bowl of fruit. When…
— Amanda Holden
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I never cared who scored the goal, or which side won the silver cup. I never learned to bat or…
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