Moron Quotes

179 Moron quotes by 145 unique authors

Get your dirty stinking moron knees off my chest. — J D Salinger
Sleep tight, ya morons! — J D Salinger
When you cut pieces out of the truth to avoid looking like a fool you end up looking like a moron instead. — Robin Hobb
A genius is a genius, regardless of the number of morons who belong to the same race - and a moron is a moron, regardless… — Ayn Rand
For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron. — Nick Hornby
I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own… — George Carlin
Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron. — Glenn Beck
I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley, — Jeff Kinney
If you don't vote, you're a moron. — Craig Ferguson
But I too hate long books: the better, the worse. If they're bad they merely make me pant with the effort of holding them up… — Vikram Seth
Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron. — Eoin Colfer
The correct way to punctuate a sentence that states: "Of course it is none of my business, but -- " is to place a period… — Robert A. Heinlein
Maybe I`m getting to the age when I`m starting to be senile or nostalgic or both, but people are so angry now. You used to… — Clint Eastwood
Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones — Janet Evanovich
Are you going to shoot me?' Vengeous sneered. 'I wouldn't be surprised. What would a thing like you know about honor? Only a heathen would… — Derek Landy
All the children seem to be coming out quite intelligent, thank goodness. It would have been such a bore to be the mother of morons,… — Dorothy L. Sayers
I'm a monster, not a moron. — P. C. Cast
All events, no matter how earthshaking or bizarre, are diluted within moments of their occurrence the the continuance of the necessary routines of day-to-day. -Fitz… — Robin Hobb
One never quite allows for the moron in our midst. — Agatha Christie
No matter what I said they insisted on thinking of God as something outside themselves. Something that yearns to take every indolent moron to His… — Robert A. Heinlein

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