Moron Quotes

179 Moron quotes by 145 unique authors

You were overwhelmed by my desire? What planet are you from? (Geary to Arik) Moronia. Every full moon they teleport the Morons to earth and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool! — Stephenie Meyer
You have to remember that what weâ€™re dealing with here are Sumerian gallu demons. The next to the lowest form of demon on the demon… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Not many people carry out thoughts they know going into it are stupidâ€¦morons not included. (Apollymi) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Yeah, Iâ€™m thinking itâ€™s a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Letâ€™s call it a meese. Like geese, only with… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I had become too accustomed to the pseudo-Left new style, whereby if your opponent thought he had identified your lowest possible motive, he was quite… — Christopher Hitchens
Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said.… — Janet Evanovich
I donâ€™t wanna die, man. Theyâ€™re not playing. Have you seen how many of them are out there? One just took a shot at me,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
How was I to know your pet was a god-killer? What kind of idiot ties herself down to one of his kind? (Dionysus) Well, gee,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
what a horrible loutish planet this is. the dominant species consists of sadistic morons, faces bearing the hideous lineaments of spiritual famine swollen with stupid… — William S. Burroughs
It's not about who's got powers, morons. It's about who's not afraid. And who's going to do what has to be done. — Michael Grant
Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I disillusion them? — Madeleine L'Engle
I sent a lot of publishing ideas to my publisher, about 30 of them. Each time except 3, i got a "rejection letter". This is… — James Dashner
Valkyrie: â€œYou are such a moron.â€ Skulduggery: â€œDon't be jealous of my genius. — Derek Landy
You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron. — Ilona Andrews
Ask a kid who's struggling in math if he likes being in a mixed-level class, and he'll tell you he feels like a moron. Ask… — Jodi Picoult
What did you expect? Welcome, sonny? Make yourself at home? Marry my daughter? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are… — Gene Wilder
All is summed up in the prayer which a young female human is said to have uttered recently: "O God, make me a normal twentieth-century… — C.S. Lewis
Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight. — Derek Landy
Kyle is a werewolf?"asked Simon "Of course he's a werewolf,you moron"said Jace — Cassandra Clare

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145 authors contributed a total of 179 Moron Quotes, led by these top contributors: