Moron Quotes
179 Moron quotes by 145 unique authors
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You were overwhelmed by my desire? What planet are you from? (Geary to Arik) Moronia. Every full moon they teleport the Morons to earth and…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool!
— Stephenie Meyer
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You have to remember that what we’re dealing with here are Sumerian gallu demons. The next to the lowest form of demon on the demon…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Not many people carry out thoughts they know going into it are stupid…morons not included. (Apollymi)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Yeah, I’m thinking it’s a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let’s call it a meese. Like geese, only with…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I had become too accustomed to the pseudo-Left new style, whereby if your opponent thought he had identified your lowest possible motive, he was quite…
— Christopher Hitchens
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Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said.…
— Janet Evanovich
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I don’t wanna die, man. They’re not playing. Have you seen how many of them are out there? One just took a shot at me,…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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How was I to know your pet was a god-killer? What kind of idiot ties herself down to one of his kind? (Dionysus) Well, gee,…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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what a horrible loutish planet this is. the dominant species consists of sadistic morons, faces bearing the hideous lineaments of spiritual famine swollen with stupid…
— William S. Burroughs
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It's not about who's got powers, morons. It's about who's not afraid. And who's going to do what has to be done.
— Michael Grant
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Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I disillusion them?
— Madeleine L'Engle
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I sent a lot of publishing ideas to my publisher, about 30 of them. Each time except 3, i got a "rejection letter". This is…
— James Dashner
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Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.†Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.
— Derek Landy
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You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron.
— Ilona Andrews
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Ask a kid who's struggling in math if he likes being in a mixed-level class, and he'll tell you he feels like a moron. Ask…
— Jodi Picoult
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What did you expect? Welcome, sonny? Make yourself at home? Marry my daughter? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are…
— Gene Wilder
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All is summed up in the prayer which a young female human is said to have uttered recently: "O God, make me a normal twentieth-century…
— C.S. Lewis
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Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.
— Derek Landy
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Kyle is a werewolf?"asked Simon "Of course he's a werewolf,you moron"said Jace
— Cassandra Clare
Who Wrote These Moron Quotes
145 authors contributed a total of 179 Moron Quotes, led by these top contributors: