Moron Quotes

179 Moron quotes by 145 unique authors

P.P.S. AND YOU CAN TALK. "Just say the word." JUST SAY THE WORD? What kind of expression is that? WHAT WORD WOULD YOU LIKE ME… — Jaclyn Moriarty
NOOOO!" On the screen, a woman's eyes bugged almost out of her head, and I tried not to scream. Tried not to scream in exasperation,… — James Patterson
Far below, I heard Cacus bellowing as millions, maybe even thousands of filthy gallons of water slammed into him. Meanwhile, Annabeth alternately shouted, gagged, hit… — Rick Riordan
If the regular length of a shot is increased, one becomes bored, but if you keep on making it longer, a new quality emerges, a… — Geoff Dyer
It's called Valentine's Day, you moron. If you're going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays. — Abbi Glines
People who rely on unsourced webpages are morons — Albert Einstein
But I had loved him. A part of me still did. Maybe more than a part of me, because I'm a complete moron. — Meg Cabot
We are told 'no', we're unimportant, we're peripheral. 'Get a degree, get a job, get a this, get a that.' And then you're a player,… — Terence McKenna
When we got to the moron who was sitting in the only path to the stairway, Adam caught my waist and lifted me over before… — Patricia Briggs
I'm sure that there must have been times when you have read books or watched films and found yourself secretly wishing for the villain to… — Mark Walden
I felt the little beads of sweat pooling on my temple. Sit here and look nice...I could do that. But answer questions? I knew I… — Kiera Cass
What a moron I was to think you were sweet and innocent, when it turns out you were actually college-educated the whole time! — Margaret Atwood
I was a fool!" Percy roared, so loudly that Lupin nearly dropped his photograph. "I was an idiot, I was a pompous prat, I was… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Rule number one: Never make anyone uncomfortable in your home-even morons. — Mary Matalin
I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality. — Alice Sebold
I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions. — George Carlin
By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an idea how I ought to be! I… — Bill Watterson
Only stupid moron people that used drugs to forget their problem — Unknown Author
I have no clue when this was taken, but I was going through my pictures, so here. Me flipping my hair like a moron. — Naquitta Faith
I can not fight her ; I can not even yell at her. I will fight people twice my size ,but her whose half... I… — MrCountry

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