Moron Quotes

179 Moron quotes by 145 unique authors

Unfortunately our nation, nay, our world, is run by evil morons. — Rudy Rucker
Scobe's Eighth Law: The moron will enter the single deck game when the count is sky high and the dealer is deciding whether or not… — Frank Scoblete
The chief deficiency I see in the skeptical movement is its polarization: Us vs. Them - the sense that we have a monopoly on the… — Carl Sagan
The full squat is a perfectly natural position for the leg to occupy. That's why there is a joint in the middle of it, and… — Mark Rippetoe
There are nice things in the world - and I mean nice things. We're all such morons to get so sidetracked. — J D Salinger
I couldn't help feeling people thought I was a moron, and my self-imposed insecurity constantly bedeviled me. — Nicholas Brendon
Islamophobia: a word created by fascists, and used by cowards, to manipulate morons. — Christopher Hitchens
Every person, genius or moron, has a right to reproduce himself. — Lee Kuan Yew
The fire of my tribulations had not simply been pain to be endured. It had been an agent of transformation. After all that I'd been… — Jim Butcher
Anyone who says that Iran will commit suicide with its nuclear power is a moron and has no business in discussion. — Reza Aslan
What kind of moron would go to work for half the amount of money, when they could sit at home and collect what's written in… — Bill Goldberg
Some people think I'm a total moron and I would hope most people think I'm very good at what I do. — Dan Abrams
Just as any moron can destroy a priceless Ming vase, so the shallow and ill-educated people who run our schools can undermine and destroy from… — Thomas Sowell
[C]lass consciousness is not one of our national diseases; we suffer, indeed, from its opposite-the delusion that class barriers are not real. That delusion reveals… — H. L. Mencken
President George] Bush talked to us like we were a bunch of morons and we ate it up. Can you imagine, the Pledge of Allegiance,… — John Updike
Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail. — Clive James
Appeal to all scholars of stupidity in the world. Come to Italy, this country has the highest rate of morons of the universe, especially among… — William C. Brown
What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or… — Al Yankovic
I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of my natural talent… — Jen Kirkman
The emergency problem of segregation and sterilization must be faced immediately. Every feeble-minded girl or woman of the hereditary type, especially of the moron class,… — Margaret Sanger

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