"Scobe's Eighth Law: The moron will enter the……" — Frank Scoblete
"Scobe's Eighth Law: The moron will enter the single deck game when the count is sky high and the dealer is deciding whether or not to shuffle. The morons's entrance will convince the dealer that it's time to shuffle. You will now face a new deck with your biggest bet out and the pit boss watching closely."
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Frank Scoblete
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